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Bjorn Alvarez
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Bjorn in The Conundrum Dimension

Portrayed By

Dakota Markle

Appearances

The Conundrum Dimension

Bread's Crumbs 3: Scrub Slam

Affiliation

U.B.N.V.A. (formerly)

The Bacchus Brotherhood

Status

Alive

Bjorn Alvarez is a recurring character in the Bread's Crumbs Cinematic Universe, serving as an antagonist and later a protagonist. Bjorn made his debut as a major character in The Conundrum Dimension, and he later had a supporting role in Bread's Crumbs 3: Scrub Slam, as he teamed up with the deranged John Bacchus. He is portrayed by Dakota Markle

HistoryEdit

At some point, Bjorn Alvarez became affiliated with the U.B.N.V.A., and carried out various missions for them. 

The Conundrum DimensionEdit

Bjorn Alvarez came in possession of a portal capable of accessing the Conundrum Dimension, an alternate realm where Nazi Mitch imprisoned Colonel Crunch, Corporal Crunch and Biscuit Savage in the second film. While living in Portugal, Bjorn calls Bread Nelson, telling him he's going after Bacchus, and he then calls Nazi Mitch, telling him he has the portal to the Conundrum Dimension.

Bjorn confronts Bacchus in the jungle, with Bacchus demanding that Bjorn hand over the portal. Bjorn tries tempting Bacchus with one of the infectious Fake Crumbs, but Bacchus avoids the hazardous object. Shortly after, a fight breaks out, with Bjorn winning and escaping with the portal. Bacchus pursues Bjorn and the two continue their fight in a neighborhood. Bjorn strikes down Bacchus and tries trapping him in the Conundrum Dimension, but Bacchus knocks the portal from Bjorn's hands. 

Bacchus reasons with Bjorn, telling him that he's only a pawn of Nazi Mitch, and he asks Bjorn to ally with him. Bjorn eventually agrees, and the two walk down the street together. While doing so, Bacchus asks Bjorn how to get someone out of the dimension, and Bjorn says that he hasn't figured that out yet - leaving Bacchus astonished. 

Between FilmsEdit

The portal ultimately allows Colonel Crunch, Corporal Crunch and Biscuit Savage to be freed in-between films. In the meantime, Bjorn remains an ally of Bacchus, who grows mad in his quest to claim The Crumbs. 

Bread's Crumbs 3: Scrub SlamEdit

Captain Jumpa launches a raid on the U.B.N.V.A. to retrieve The Crumbs. However, Bacchus sends in Bjorn to ruin their operation. Bjorn fights with Flynt Coal, Vin Diesel and Kick, all of whom he defeats, before battling Jumpa. Their fight ends when Bjorn activates the headquarters' emergency alarm - forcing The Clan to retreat from the building. Bjorn escapes, and meets up with Bacchus later on after Bacchus forms his own team. 

Bacchus' new team, the Bacchus Brotherhood, confronts Vin and Kick at Kerr Park in an effort to take The Crumbs from them. Bacchus is joined by Bjorn, Big Beard and Reginald Wellington. During the confrontation, Rasputin arrives with Flynt, who is possessed by a parasitic alien known as Tea-Eee. Flynt attacks Kick and takes The Crumbs, prompting both The Clan and the Brotherhood to go after him. Bjorn fights Flynt on his own at one point, distracting him for a while before ultimately being struck down. Not long after, Flynt fights Bacchus and takes the spear from him before running off. By this point, Bacchus' Brotherhood has dissolved, as his allies have lost faith in him - including Bjorn. 

Bjorn is not present for the final battle with Nazi Mitch, but he does meet with The Clan after the fight, to discuss what should become of the organization now that The Crumbs is gone. Despite everyone agreeing that they should stay together, Jumpa chooses to disband the group. 

Bread's Crumbs Cinematic Universe characters

The Clan

Captain JumpaJohn BacchusColonel CrunchVin DieselFlynt CoalGlen TennisCorporal CrunchLord TyresiusBig BeardMahatmaReginald WellingtonSandy SandlerKickRasputin

U.B.N.V.A./Villains

Bread NelsonNazi MitchBiscuit Savage (formerly)Bjorn AlvarezJumpa XBanny Passerini (formerly)J-1000The PalemanAxel GunnerKaine WestKaine WestThe Creator • Quinn Diesel

Other Characters

Dennis PalmerJustin BartistoTea-EeeKosta BrandoPaxton

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