WARNING: This article contains spoilers.

"You seek an end to your journey. But in this church, you will find no salvation."

- Kaine West to The ClanBread's Crumbs 4: Mass Consumption

Kaine West
West in The Two Man Trio (2017)

Portrayed By

Alex Fanelli

Douglas Garthwaite (voice)




The Two Man Trio

Bread's Crumbs 4: Mass Consumption


Presumably Deceased

Kaine West was a character in the Bread's Crumbs Cinematic Universe. He is portrayed by Alex Fanelli, while Douglas Garthwaite provides the character's voice. West was a scientist in the U.B.N.V.A. who had a cybernetic body, a robotic hand and an alien hand. He was friends with Axel Gunner, the U.B.N.V.A.'s military director. West and Gunner attacked Flynt and Vin before facing off against John Bacchus. In the ensuing conflict, West was struck down, had his alien hand cut off, and was stabbed by Bacchus. 

West was thought dead for several weeks, but got a second robotic hand and allied with The Paleman. The two of them would battle Flynt, Vin and Rasputin at Torture Wobbler Church. As Flynt seized an artifact inside the church, West confronted him, but was subsequently gunned down by Rasputin. Despite his apparent demise, it's possible that West survived once again due to his "unique body". 


At some point, Kaine West joined the U.B.N.V.A., and would become a leading scientist in the organization. A sinister and mysterious figure, West started the organization's android program, which constructed robotic clones of people. He worked with the parasitic alien Tea-Eee to help fulfill the program. West was also good friends with Axel Gunner, the U.B.N.V.A.'s military director. During his time there, West built various robots, including Jumpa X, a clone of Captain Jumpa, and J-1000, a clone of Justin Bartisto.

After being involved in many experiments, West's body was completely transformed. He gained a cybernetic body and lost his right arm, which was replaced by a robotic one. His left arm was also "mutated" into an alien-like creature that frequently burps. West named the creature Dave. 

For several years, Kaine West was a loyal ally of the U.B.N.V.A., but he didn't participate in any major battles against The Clan. For much of this time, West helped manage the organization's android program. However, after Nazi Mitch was killed, the U.B.N.V.A. fell apart. As a result, West went into hiding along with Axel Gunner. The two resided in Portugal for several months, out of the public eye. 

The Two Man TrioEdit

Nine months after Nazi Mitch's demise, Axel Gunner was contacted by Flynt Coal and Vin Diesel, who sought to discuss his terms of surrender. West and Gunner plotted to attack Flynt and Vin as they negotiated. In Portugal, Gunner met with Flynt and Vin deep in the jungle. As they conversed, Gunner refused to surrender by any means, and he attacked Flynt and Vin. Though Vin escaped, Flynt was knocked unconscious by Gunner. Moments later, Kaine West walked out of the jungle, greeting Gunner and offering assistance. Gunner told West to put Flynt in the trunk of his car. West happily agreed to do so, and drove up the road as Gunner went off to find Vin. 

Flynt woke up on the side of the road as West sat before him. Dave burped in Flynt's face, startling him, and West whacked Dave aside. West introduced himself as a scientist in the U.B.N.V.A., adding that he created the organization's android program. Flynt quickly comes to realize the situation, finding that West has been heavily involved with some of their adversaries, such as Jumpa X and Tea-Eee. West explains that Tea-Eee helped him advance the U.B.N.V.A.'s technology, allowing them to make the androids. When Tea-Eee went missing, West had Jumpa X sent into the future to track it down via Dennis Palmer. After Jumpa X failed to do so, Rasputin found Tea-Eee, at which point it possessed Flynt. West says that he wants to make another android using Flynt's DNA, which leaves him horrified. Shortly after, Gunner arrives with Vin, who he captured. 

Gunner texts Bacchus and lures him to a nearby cul-de-sac, where he and Kaine West are holding Flynt and Vin hostage. After Sandy Sandler convinces Bacchus to go, Bacchus sets off to the cul-de-sac, with Gunner and West staring him down as he approaches. Bacchus and Gunner greet one another, though Bacchus doesn't recognize Kaine West. Gunner introduces West, though Bacchus acts indifferent. West tells Bacchus not to mock him, after which Dave burps in Bacchus' face. Gunner reveals that Flynt and Vin are in the trunk of his Mercedes, and West tells Bacchus that there's no chance of him stopping them.

Gunner tries reaching for his double-bladed sword on his jetpack, but his robotic suit prevents him from reaching it. West retreives the sword for Gunner, after which Bacchus shoves West to the ground and fights Gunner. As the two battle one another, West lies on the ground. Bacchus manages to take Gunner's sword and he uses it to sever Dave from West's arm. West yells in pain as Bacchus throws Dave at Gunner to distract him. West rises to his feet and taunts Bacchus, telling him that he'll soon realize the end is inevitable. Bacchus charges at West with Gunner's sword, and he stabs him in the stomach. Bacchus pulls the sword out, and West falls to the ground and seemingly dies. 

Between FilmsEdit

Unbeknownst to The Clan, Kaine West survived his ordeal with Bacchus thanks to his cybernetic body, which withstood Gunner's sword. West would give himself a new robotic hand to supplant his severed alien arm (which would wind up in the pawnshop of arms dealer Kosta Brando). He also armed himself with a camo machine gun. 

At some point - possibly even prior to The Two Man Trio - West joined forces with The Paleman, a fellow member of the U.B.N.V.A., and schemed against The Clan. Around the events of Bread's Crumbs 4, Kaine also helped Axel Gunner escape from confinement, as he was on trial for war crimes. 

Bread's Crumbs 4: Mass ConsumptionEdit

Kaine was likely present in Portugal when Axel Gunner was killed, though he was never seen there. When a duplicitous U.B.N.V.A. member, Bjorn Alvarez, was killed in Portugal, West took his sword and harnessed it to his chest. 

As Paleman and The Creator killed over half The Clan, Kaine West took refuge at Torture Wobbler Church, which served as their base of operations. Flynt, Vin and Rasputin went to the church in search of an artifact built by Bacchus. Upon their arrival, West emerged from several bushes and sinisterly greeted the trio. Flynt was astonished by West's presence and survival, and learned that West allied with some "old friends" in a bid to eradicate The Clan. When Vin asked West about Axel Gunner, he became furious, and urged his foes to set their priorities straight after Flynt said they weren't there to fight him. However, when Rasputin said they're looking for Paleman, West said they're in the wrong place at the right time. Paleman then approached and joined the confronation, during which the trio vowed to stand against Paleman together. West remarked that their hope wouldn't last, and Paleman said that Tyresius, Sandy and Reginald are dead - infuriating them. 

Flynt declared that they'd finish the conflict immediately, to which West agreed, and raised his gun. He picked a fight with Rasputin, who claimed he could snap West in half. When West said he'd like to see him try, Vin pounced on Paleman and started wrestling him. Rasputin seized West's gun and hit him in the face with the stock. A fight broke out between them as Flynt went into the church to claim the artifact. West and Rasputin continued fighting, though Rasputin was easily gaining the upper hand. Yet a swift uppercut from West quickly struck down Rasputin. West then walked off towards the church in pursuit of Flynt. 

Inside, Flynt found Bacchus's artifact moments before West arrived. He was baffled that Flynt came to steal it, believing it was just a worthless relic. West told Flynt he couldn't escape, to which Flynt demanded that he stay back. Raising his new robotic arm, West said he wouldn't be humiliated again, but Flynt refused to surrender the relic. West condemned Flynt's rebellious nature and approached him, but stopped when Rasputin ran over with his camo gun. Rasputin told him to stand down, but West defied him - to which Rasputin opened fire and gunned him down.

Though this seemed to be the end of Kaine West, he was "killed" in a similar fashion as he was before, hinting at his survival. Some time later, Paleman would express his frustration to The Creator over West's death at the hands of Rasputin. In return, The Creator would mock him for not finding the best warriors.

Bread's Crumbs Cinematic Universe characters

The Clan

Captain JumpaJohn BacchusColonel CrunchVin DieselFlynt CoalGlen TennisCorporal CrunchLord TyresiusBig BeardMahatmaReginald WellingtonSandy SandlerKickRasputin


Bread NelsonNazi MitchBiscuit Savage (formerly)Bjorn AlvarezJumpa XBanny Passerini (formerly)J-1000The PalemanAxel GunnerKaine WestKaine WestThe Creator • Quinn Diesel

Other Characters

Dennis PalmerJustin BartistoTea-EeeKosta BrandoPaxton

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