Kaine West
West in The Two Man Trio (2017)

Portrayed By

Alex Fanelli

Douglas Garthwaite (voice)




The Two Man Trio



Kaine West was a character in the Bread's Crumbs Cinematic Universe. He served as a major antagonist in The Two Man Trio, the last Bread's Crumbs interequel. West was a scientist in the U.B.N.V.A., leading the organization's android program, working with Tea-Eee to design robotic clones such as Jumpa X and J-1000. As a result of several experiments, West had a cybernetic body, and a robotic and alien hand. West was good friends with Axel Gunner, the U.B.N.V.A.'s military director. Together, they planned on attacking Flynt Coal and Vin Diesel. As Gunner apprehended Vin, West explained his backstory to Flynt. 

West and Gunner went to a cul-de-sac, where they were confronted by John Bacchus. Gunner argued with Bacchus, while West was mostly ignored during the confrontation. When a fight broke out, Bacchus struck down West, and he cut off his alien hand. Bacchus then stabbed West with Gunner's double-bladed sword, killing him. West was portrayed by Alex Fanelli, while Douglas Garthwaite provided the character's voice. 


At some point, Kaine West joined the U.B.N.V.A., and would become a leading scientist in the organization. A sinister and mysterious figure, West started the organization's android program, which constructed robotic clones of people. He worked with the parasitic alien Tea-Eee to help fulfill the program. West was also good friends with Axel Gunner, the U.B.N.V.A.'s military director. During his time there, West built various robots, including Jumpa X, a clone of Captain Jumpa, and J-1000, a clone of Justin Bartisto.

After being involved in many experiments, West's body was completely transformed. He gained a cybernetic body and lost his right arm, which was replaced by a robotic one. His left arm was also "mutated" into an alien-like creature that frequently burps. West named the creature Dave. 

Between FilmsEdit

For several years, Kaine West was a loyal ally of the U.B.N.V.A., but he didn't participate in any major battles against The Clan. For much of this time, West helped manage the organization's android program. However, after Nazi Mitch was killed, the U.B.N.V.A. fell apart. As a result, West went into hiding along with Axel Gunner. 

The Two Man TrioEdit

Nine months after Nazi Mitch's demise, Axel Gunner was contacted by Flynt Coal and Vin Diesel, who sought to discuss his terms of surrender. West and Gunner plotted to attack Flynt and Vin as they negotiated. In Portugal, Gunner met with Flynt and Vin deep in the jungle. As they conversed, Gunner refused to surrender by any means, and he attacked Flynt and Vin. Though Vin escaped, Flynt was knocked unconscious by Gunner. Moments later, Kaine West walked out of the jungle, greeting Gunner and offering assistance. Gunner told West to put Flynt in the trunk of his car. West happily agreed to do so, and drove up the road as Gunner went off to find Vin. 

Flynt woke up on the side of the road as West sat before him. Dave burped in Flynt's face, startling him, and West whacked Dave aside. West introduced himself as a scientist in the U.B.N.V.A., adding that he created the organization's android program. Flynt quickly comes to realize the situation, finding that West has been heavily involved with some of their adversaries, such as Jumpa X and Tea-Eee. West explains that Tea-Eee helped him advance the U.B.N.V.A.'s technology, allowing them to make the androids. When Tea-Eee went missing, West had Jumpa X sent into the future to track it down via Dennis Palmer. After Jumpa X failed to do so, Rasputin found Tea-Eee, at which point it possessed Flynt. West says that he wants to make another android using Flynt's DNA, which leaves him horrified. Shortly after, Gunner arrives with Vin, who he captured. 

Gunner texts Bacchus and lures him to a nearby cul-de-sac, where he and Kaine West are holding Flynt and Vin hostage. After Sandy Sandler convinces Bacchus to go, Bacchus sets off to the cul-de-sac, with Gunner and West staring him down as he approaches. Bacchus and Gunner greet one another, though Bacchus doesn't recognize Kaine West. Gunner introduces West, though Bacchus acts indifferent. West tells Bacchus not to mock him, after which Dave burps in Bacchus' face. Gunner reveals that Flynt and Vin are in the trunk of his Mercedes, and West tells Bacchus that there's no chance of him stopping them.

Gunner tries reaching for his double-bladed sword on his jetpack, but his robotic suit prevents him from reaching it. West retreives the sword for Gunner, after which Bacchus shoves West to the ground and fights Gunner. As the two battle one another, West lies on the ground. Bacchus manages to take Gunner's sword and he uses it to sever Dave from West's arm. West yells in pain as Bacchus throws Dave at Gunner to distract him. West rises to his feet and taunts Bacchus, telling him that he'll soon realize the end is inevitable. Bacchus charges at West with Gunner's sword, and he stabs him in the stomach. Bacchus pulls the sword out, and West falls to the ground and dies. 

Bread's Crumbs Cinematic Universe characters

The Clan

Captain JumpaJohn BacchusColonel CrunchVin DieselFlynt CoalGlen TennisCorporal CrunchLord TyresiusBig BeardMahatmaKickReginald WellingtonSandy Sandler


Bread NelsonNazi MitchBiscuit SavageBjorn AlvarezJumpa XBanny PasseriniJ-1000The PalemanAxel GunnerKaine West

Other Characters

RasputinDennis PalmerJustin BartistoTea-EeeKosta BrandoPaxton

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