Pizza No Come is a short film directed, produced and edited by LordStarscream100. The film follows a pizza guy who makes a delivery to an uncanny gang, and incidentally, antics ensue. Ryan Grier stars as the pizza guy, while Gabe Sagherian, Chris Lombardo, Sean Larkin and Dakota Markle play gang members. The film was released on July 27, 2016, and was made after filming for The Legend of the Creepy Guy in the Woods was called off for the day. The following month, two sequels were released - Pizza Might Come and The Pizza Cometh.
A pizza delivery car rides up to a school parking lot, where a group of shirtless gang members stand in anticipation of their meal. The car's driver (Ryan Grier) steps out from the vehicle with two pizzas and approaches the gang members, who are led by a masked hooligan (Sean Larkin). Two of his kronies, (Gabe Sagherian and Chris Lombardo), plan on paying for the pizzas, while a third one (Dakota Markle) worships their newfound meal.
The pizza man receives one of the gang member's wallets in exchange for the pizzas, which leaves him perplexed. The gang's leader is given the pizzas and opens the first box, which is empty - much to his anger. Fearing for his life, one of the gang members runs off but is struck in the head by the pizza box. The gang leader throws the second box at the pizza man, who opens the box and takes out a laser. The pizza man shoots the gang leader and his two remaining kronies before heading back to his car.