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The Conundrum Dimension
Screen Shot 2015-08-21 at 11.42.06 AM
August 20, 2015

Directed by

Scott Pincus

Filmed, Written and Edited by

Scott Pincus


Gabe Sagherian

Dakota Markle

Release Date

August 20, 2015


Bio-Builder Productions

Music by

Steve Jablonsky

Running Time

13 Minutes

Preceded by

Jumpa X

Followed by

Hit the Crib

The Conundrum Dimension is a short film directed, produced, written and edited by Scott Pincus. It is the second Bread's Crumbs 2 interquel, the fifth Bread's Crumbs interquel overall, and the seventh overall installment in the Bread's Crumbs Cinematic Universe. It was released on August 20, 2015. Gabe Sagherian reprises his role from the second film as John Bacchus, while Dakota Markle makes his debut as the film's main antagonist, Bjorn Alvarez

After bidding farewell to The Clan in the second film, John Bacchus has been residing in Portugal for several months, where he is on a quest to uncover the mysteries of The Crumbs and save two of his allies after they were imprisoned in a separate dimension. Yet in the midst of his quest, he crosses paths with a dangerous bounty hunter and member of the U.B.N.V.A., Bjorn Alvarez, who is in posession of the sole means of accessing the Conundrum Dimension. 


Bounty hunter and U.B.N.V.A. member Bjorn Alvarez (Dakota Markle) calls Bread Nelson (David Matz). Bjorn agrees to kill John Bacchus for Nelson, but demands money for it. He then calls Nazi Mitch (Mitchell Patterson), and informs him that he has his portal to the Conundrum Dimension, but he'll also have to pay him for it. Inside the dimension, Biscuit Savage (Brandon Archibald) approaches Colonel Crunch (Russell Parkinson) and Corporal Crunch (Eric Gorbaty). Biscuit Savage begins to approach the two. 

John Bacchus (Gabe Sagherian) rides through the streets of Portugal on a scooter. After calling Sandy Sandler, Bacchus arrives at a familiar location. Bjorn Alvarez then confronts Bacchus, who demands that Bjorn give him the portal. A fight ensues, with Bacchus fighting Bjorn. Bjorn strikes down Bacchus and retreats with the portal. Bjorn goes to a nearby neighborhood, where he reads frantic texts from Nazi Mitch about the status of his mission.

Bacchus tracks down Bjorn and confronts him in the neighborhood. He tries convincing Bjorn to surrender the portal and sever ties with Nazi Mitch. Bjorn disregards this, and starts fighting Bacchus again. At one point, he tries absorbing Bacchus into the portal, but Bacchus lunges and knocks Bjorn's sword to the side. Bacchus pleads with Bjorn to forsake Nazi Mitch, stating that he can't be trusted. Bjorn ultimately agrees with Bacchus, and they head off together. As they walk, Bacchus asks Bjorn how they can get someone out of the dimension, and Bjorn says he hasn't figured that out that - leaving Bacchus stunned and horrified.

In the after-credits scene, Biscuit Savage confronts Colonel and Corporal Crunch. As he threatens the two of them, Crunch remarks that Savage is stuck with them forever, to which Savage screams in terror. 


  • Gabe Sagherian as John Bacchus - A founding member of The Clan who has gone to Portugal to uncover the mysteries behind The Crumbs and the Conundrum Dimension. 
  • Dakota Markle as Bjorn Alvarez - A treacherous bounty hunter allied, to an extent, with the U.B.N.V.A. Bjorn is greedy and is always seeking to make money and deals, and he is also a coward when faced with fighting someone, which is what happened when he confronted John Bacchus. 
  • Brandon Archibald as Doomed Savage - A former adversary of The Clan who has been imprisoned in the Conundrum Dimension after he ate one of the Fake Crumbs. Savage appears via archival footage. 
  • Russell Parkinson as Doomed Crunch - A member of The Clan who has been imprisoned in the Conundrum Dimension ever since Nazi Mitch sent him there. He appears via archival footage. 
  • Eric Gorbaty as Doomed Corporal - A member of The Clan and the "clone" of Colonel Crunch, who has been imprisoned in the Conundrum Dimension ever since Nazi Mitch sent him there. He appears via archival footage. 

David M and Mitchell Patterson have speaking roles as Bread Nelson and Nazi Mitch, respectively, through the use of archival audio. 


  • This is the last LordStarscream100 film in which the actors aren't credited with their full names. Up until the release of this film, they were credited with their first names and the first letter of their last names. Scott did this to keep the actors' privacy, though with their permission he later decided to use their surnames as well.
  • The footage of Biscuit Savage, Colonel Crunch and Corporal Crunch in the Conundrum Dimension was taken from various scenes in Bread's Crumbs 2. However, many of the shots featuring Eric Gorbaty as Corporal Crunch were shot for the second film's "after-credits" scene that was never utilized, because it didn't make any sense. 
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